Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

nig chestnut

a very handsome and sexy man with a large shlong

"have you seen nig chestnuts massive penis?"

"yeah he put it in my bum"

by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023

Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.

My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022

Chestnutted

Female version of being t-bagged.

You just got chestnutted in your face homie.

by WendyPendy November 12, 2022

Chestnut

man of no shame

“yo did you see those sick tricks Jason Chestnut pulled yesterday?”

“hes a Chestnut? hells no”

by cluaireo April 21, 2022

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 19, 2019

Frosty chestnut

When a guy unloads on a male or female chest in front of an open fire.

Last Christmas Eve, I gave my wife a giant frosty chestnut at the Airbnb cabin!

by HarryPaws December 27, 2020