Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.

My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022

english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.

we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.

by filthy_minded April 7, 2017

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson January 28, 2016

Fathomable Chestnut

fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid

Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.

by Larry the libster March 18, 2023

shooting chestnuts from the pussy

Complaining about something.

Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."

by dababy773 August 19, 2021

Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.

"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"

by Jonackentha March 11, 2014