Zachos Chenos

A Zachos Chenos refers to the best friend of the Company Quartermaster Sergeant. They also act as an assistant and lover.

Have you seen the sergeant's new Zachos Chenos?

by Regimental Sergeant Major June 14, 2021

Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."

Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Chinko Chango

The Term you use to turn a normal person into an Asian

"CHINKO CHANGO BOYO"

by SummitAG November 16, 2016

Chengover

The annoying feeling you get "the morning after" you consume terrible chinese food.

Dude...that sesame chicken we got from "Rice King" last night gave me the worst chengover I have ever had.

by Rikirikardo August 13, 2008

Chunko de Drunko

The early morning of May 6, after you come home from drinking on "Cinco de Drinko" (Cinco de Mayo).

Dude, on May 6 I was in the bathroom from 4 to 6 AM celebrating Chunko de Drunko.

by Idni May 7, 2010

cheekon

CHEE-kon (n) : usually a protein like substance eaten and referred to by drunk or high people. The substance does not necesarily have to be chicken, but should be a protein like substance (eg steak, tuna, lemon chicken). Whats important is that this word is usually used by non sober people and you must point at the item so people understand.

i cant beleive Bill took his girlfriend to the outback cheekon house for dinner!

by yourboyTPG July 8, 2011

Late checkout

After you smoke a joint and start sobering up, smoke a cigarette which will give you extra buzz and prolong the time of staying at different dimension.

Yo, dude, I am still a bit high but let's go for a late checkout.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018