A person{s} attempt at looking cool, or to save time by shortening words. Chatspeak is also used by people that have no idea how to spell in an attempt to communicate on the internet. People who use chatspeak rarely capitalize or use a period, they are extremely annoying to people that know how to spell, and generally only make friends or have conversations with other people that use chatspeak.
See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.
See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.
Chatspeak example:
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da
by Kaidoe October 16, 2008
Get the Chatspeak mug.Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.
Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.
Long live true metal
The United States Military chose to use this Calm of Chaos band as a torture/interrogation tool. They play the band's demo over and over again. Most of the test subjects either attempted suicide after hearing James Christian's vocals, but some began sucking the nearest cock around them. This was explained by Dr. Christopher Michaels as a reaction to the homosexual qualities presented in this form of music. The note placement and sequence of notes triggers a rare nervous impulse in the victims brain, causing them to crave male genitalia.
by COCsucker2012 May 24, 2009
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1) The chatmosphere is the intangible area in which internet chats take place.
2) The virtual space in which you meet another person or persons for the purpose of chatting.
2) The virtual space in which you meet another person or persons for the purpose of chatting.
jc: Maybe later we can meet in the chatmosphere and get to know each other better!
hotness: Maybe later you can grow a pair and just speak to me face to face.
jc: It was awesome chatting with you in the chatmosphere man!
Aloysius: You don't have any friends, do you?
hotness: Maybe later you can grow a pair and just speak to me face to face.
jc: It was awesome chatting with you in the chatmosphere man!
Aloysius: You don't have any friends, do you?
by muthangya April 1, 2009
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Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.
Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.
by Carwrek July 27, 2006
Get the chatspeak mug.A pathetic attempt at looking cool and saving time. Useful for people who can't spare a third of a second, or morons who can't spell "Dude, got a quarter?" A disgrace to the english language and also almost every other language anyone ever came up with.
by theystolemyidentity April 12, 2008
Get the chatspeak mug.A game that's entertaining at first, gets you addicted and eventually you realise it requires almost no skill. The people that have the highest rank just have the highest number of geeky followers "clicking their link".
by Sh4w April 16, 2006
Get the kings of chaos mug.A suburb located on the lower north shore and the common meeting and mating ground for Private school and public school plebians. Some may partake in the Asian side of Chatswood (which is literally all of Chatswood) whilst others loiter in dodgy parks. Recently, Chatswood has started trying to become bigger as to steal Macquarie Shopping Centres' spotlight.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.
Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.
Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.
Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.
Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.
Privvy: Hey meet in chatty later?
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot
by potatothecommunist September 24, 2019
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