a Sammy Chapman is someone who is very attractive physically and mentally it’s said that everyone who has this name has a massive shlong that goes from 12-30 inches long Sammy Chapmans normally live to be 300 years old and are very sexy.
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When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025
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by Mr.dicktionary March 15, 2016
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Steve is acting like a total Chapman right now.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
John hasn't done any work today, he has only been chapman-ing around.
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