chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011

Chaise longue

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.

I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.

by Maverick Fischer April 19, 2022

Clearing The Chamber

The act of taking a piss after masturbating to flush out the left over semen.

*Two bros finish jerking off*

Bro 1: * Goes to bathroom*
"IM CLEARING THE CHAMBER!"

by b4ck2b4ck September 18, 2019

gas chamber

When you fart in an elevator and walk out just as someone enters and the doors close before they have any chance of escape. Much like the dutch oven, it will render your victim helpless and paralyzed.

As she was leaving the building, Sarah gave yet another victim an unexpected gas chamber.

by The Spot Formerly Known as G August 4, 2007

myspace chameleon

One who changes their layout, song, and default image every day.

Kelley is a myspace chameleon

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

chameleosexual

A person who considers their sexuality to be flexible and can change from behaving straight, gay, or bisexual, depending on their surroundings.

Not to be confused with karmasexual, a person who considers their sexuality to be part of their destiny.

That George Michael used to be a right chameleosexual

by Tricia Cross November 1, 2006

Hair chameleon

A person who changes the color of their hair frequently

I didn't even notice Sally today because her hair is brown now, she is a total hair chameleon.

by thecharles September 22, 2007