CEO of Simp Nation

Brandon Douglas Uzarski

I was walking down the street and saw the CEO of Simp nation himself

by takemetochurch17 April 15, 2020

Ceo of all gamers

She is an annoying discord user OBSESSED with Levi Ackerman and hawks (keigo takami) she needs therapy ASAP

Ceo of all gamers is so cute

by Ceo of all gamers October 26, 2020

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 27, 2007

President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.

Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

by jimmy l.i.t. June 26, 2007

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc.

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap

Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

by demitridasoda December 7, 2022