Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

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Carman

A Carman is an amazing friend. She will always be there when she is needed and will do anything to make her peers accept her. A Carman will usually have hair on the shorter side. It’s a beautiful brown with greenish eyes. Everyone instantly is attracted to her carefree nature. She’s usually on the shorter side but that’s what makes her so adorable. Her laugh is contagious and so is her way of words because she tends to make up a lot of them.

Girl #1: I wish I knew how to play this game

Carman: don’t worry! I can help you learn this swanky game

by Hammysam December 29, 2019

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cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

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Cartman

A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.

I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.

by Sy the man November 12, 2013

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Eric Cartman

A Complete Racist and Sexist Asshole from a small town in colorado called South Park, this child single handedly is The most Evil Protagonist a show has ever had, always Disrepekin Butters this asshole is somehow funny NOW RESPECT MY ATHORITI

Eric Cartman is such a racist poopypants

by Buttersgotcreamygoo March 21, 2020

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