cliteral

characterized by a concern mainly with women. Like being literal, but in a more sexual manner.

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

by scootybooty September 22, 2009

cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)

Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.

by flashbol00 October 18, 2011

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

Cliteral

express yourself vulgarly about sexual acts towards a woman.

i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA

by NastyNat NoobSaibot May 17, 2011

Cliteral

When one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.

"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."

by My mom's mom's mom August 17, 2011

collateral snatch

Like being hit as collateral damage...getting chicks by being in the company of a female friend.

John went out drinking with a lesbian coworker...but she attracts alot of female attention, and he got hit with some collateral snatch.

by mike1001 November 15, 2011

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014