Cats

energetic monsters. they may be cute and funny but on the inside they are evil. the kittens are vicious, when they sleep they pretend to be angels. beware of the kitty demons. some of the many cats in the world are actually angels, but most are demons.

a kitten bit Sarah's hand right after being loved and pet. Sarah often has cats hurt her.

Cats by Kitt777 April 13, 2021

Cats

one of the WORST plays to exist

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you

Cats by LexIsBored April 15, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

Cats by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

cats

cats are evil im just putting it t that

stupid people love cats

cats by strawberryshortke April 28, 2021

Cats

The most adorable thing in the world. I mean seriously what did you expect? Look at their eyes! I still can't understand people who hate cats.

Do you have cats?
Sadly no but I love them!
You know there are people who hate cats...
They have no soul!

Cats by Burner5785325 March 21, 2021

cats

An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.

'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'

cats by cheeseman2569 March 29, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

Cats by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021