Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

dunny buzzard

dunny buzzard is large fly's hanging around the toliet after you have done a shit

whatch out for the dunny buzzards

by Mr.Boobarelle February 19, 2007

Attack Buzzard

Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK

Hi my name is Attack Buzzard

by Pu$$i $layer November 13, 2017

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....

Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.

by The one 1981 November 19, 2017