buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Buzzard

Slang word for Bizarre.

That dude is so Buzzard, he just keeps doing weird things.

by Milocharlie February 14, 2023

dunny buzzard

dunny buzzard is large fly's hanging around the toliet after you have done a shit

whatch out for the dunny buzzards

by Mr.Boobarelle February 19, 2007

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

unchained buzzard

Being free of a terrible relationship.

I am finally an unchained buzzard!

by Kick_bitches December 7, 2015