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turd burglar

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage
EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.
by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

ass burglar

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.
by b-randon September 11, 2003
mugGet the ass burglarmug.

batty burglar

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"
by chewbacca June 19, 2006
mugGet the batty burglarmug.

burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
mugGet the burglar's moonmug.

Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
mugGet the Turtle Burglarmug.

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