Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.

man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!

by jackswift87 December 29, 2010

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010

buffet jenga

The feat of going to a buffet and on each trip managing to arrange your food into a enormous mountain as to make as few trips as you can but still making sure your trip to the buffet will require buffet pants

"Damn, bruh, I didn't think it was possible to get EVERYTHING they had on one plate, you're a buffet jenga king!"

by My2Gunz March 08, 2013

buffet king

a fat guy who like buffets and steals all the food

blue man:look at that fat guy

red man:yeah the buffet king

buffet king:so what im fat

red and blue man:lolololol

by Code Alpha May 11, 2010

Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.

Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.

by Ginny P. January 23, 2012

Buffet Bowling

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.

Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."

by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

buffet pants

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.

hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.

by jay duncan September 09, 2005