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bronx science

The worst school in America. Um how should i start...
- lack of sleep
- loser friends
- obnoxious people
- fucking bad principal and gay teachers
- so much hw and 5 exams every week
- cut off from pop culture and the world
- every1 turns into a nerd and a loser after graduation
- 4 fucking hrs of traveling
- no1 wants to want to you during lunch periods
- SEGREGATION LUNCH TABLES AND SOCIAL CIRCLES
- SO MANY AZNS, JEWS AND RUSSIANS.
- NO VARIETY OF COOL OR PEOPLE IN GENERAL
In general.... a prison for peopl who are ready to relinquish their lives for academics.... is it really worth it???? NO!
Dude 1: Yo i wana become a doctor
Sciencite 1: Go to bronx science.
Dude 1: Are you fucking kidding me?? I am not ready to give up my whole life for school. Fuck that.
Sciencite 1: Fine at least I will becoe a doctor and not you.
Dude 1: Um no I dont think so I just wont attend a destrutive school like bx science. Why dont you go read your fucking ap calculus book for fun?
by Bronx science person May 16, 2008
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Bronx Bigot

The Bronx Bigot is a racist conservative person who despite living among the liberal cultural diversity that is the Bronx, remains a bitter Caucasian-centric. Hence the irony that is the Bronx Bigot. Commonly refers to people by their racial slur behind their backs except if in the presence of a large black man for instance. In person he simply smiles and conjures up racist imagery in his head.
Bronx Bigot: "If I ever find my sister with a n*****, I will kill him and her for dating him!!!"
by George Henderson Charles Jr. September 25, 2010
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The Bronx Position

The only posoition in which it is possible to see the back of one's dick.
Yo, that bitch had me in the Bronx Position, now I need a change of pants.
by Dick Taint August 3, 2009
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Bronx Salute

A controversial call during the New Era Pinstripe Bowl on December 30, 2010. Adrian Hilburn, a receiver for Kansas State University, gave a salute to fans after receiving a touchdown. The officials acted within the NCAA rules at the time, and gave a 15-yard penalty to K-State on the following 2-point conversion try, which failed. Auburn won the game 36-34. The NCAA changed the rules the next year to penalize only taunting, not celebrating.
K-State Fan A: Remember the 2010 Pinstripe Bowl?
K-State Fan B: With the Bronx Salute? It still boils my piss to this day.
by jcb_cummings October 18, 2018
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South Bronx

A fucking ghetto filled with niggers. Also a nuclear test site
Trump: Let's make NYC better!
Kim Jong un: right ahead of you. Those niggers won't know what hot em'

2 seconds after the south Bronx was nuked, new York city instantly became the best city in the world
by မြန်မာ April 22, 2022
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bronx steamer

my wife game me a blowjob while a took a big duece last night, aka a bronx steamer
by KC42 August 19, 2008
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bulls in the bronx

When its 9:25pm and you're on the phone with your friend looking up A1 and Sexicans
Mike: Hey got any plans tonight?
George: Yeah i'm gonna do a bulls in the bronx.
by analdestiny February 20, 2015
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