pink boxing glove

When you’re fisting your partner and it goes horribly wrong, resulting in your partner’s rectum being pulled out and remaining on your hand like a glove.

“I got a bit too rough my partner and ended up with a pink boxing glove.”

by jubbajubba October 1, 2018

Go boxing ring

To compete in a YouTube boxing match to raise money for charity.

Eric: Nigga go boxing ring, faggot.

by Ryan from Whole Foods July 10, 2021

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Ricky Boxing

A slang term for masturbation which originated in the U.S. Navy.

"Where is the Captain?"
"Probably Ricky Boxing in his cabin."

by Nalimface July 7, 2006

Nigger Boxing

The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down, keeping a lock on your target with your upper peripherals, and swing your arms and upper body in broad sweeping punches alternating sides.

The idea here is to minimize the number of random blows that hit your face, and maximize the number of blows you land on the opponents face. Usually Nigger Boxing is the result of one person realizing they are losing an argument. It is to be used in conjunction with pushing, if your opponent tries to close the gap, to keep your target at a good striking distance.

Some fools at the corner store started clowning, shit hit Nigger Boxing real quick.

by WickCityMLK October 18, 2008

wrong boxing

When one is having multiple conversations simultaneously using an IM client such as MSN Messenger and types a response in the wrong box.

Dave says:
everyone will know exactly what that's about yo
Ashley says:
then I realized he wasn't wearin any pants.....
Ashley says:
oops
Dave says:
wtf
Ashley says:
sorry dude guess I was wrong boxing

by Victoria Potter September 5, 2007

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019