Boink

Its used to describe two peoples foreheads touching right before a kiss( but there doesn't need to be a kiss to follow a boink up )

Oh they are tottaly enjoying a boink

by Friggs August 25, 2017

Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex

“Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”

by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

69 boink street

Not lnowking Someone’s address

Do you know where she lives? She lives at 69 boink street NO I DONT KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES

by Impractical definitions August 20, 2022

Boink

Boink: see also concusser of orcs. Weapon of samwise the brave. Used to boink many orcs in order to rescue frodo

The orc was knocked out by boink..... he didn't see it coming

by A g n December 13, 2021

Boink

A excellent looking nose

Miranda got a boink!!! No surgery needed

by EarlfromYonder July 22, 2021

boink stick

penis

Suck on the boink stick!

by swab October 15, 2019