by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
Get the Human bobcat mug.Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.
by Hck94 April 27, 2025
Get the Bobcat Pavejob mug.(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn May 10, 2016
Get the Bobcat Syndrome mug.This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
Get the Bobcat Boner Blunder mug.A tractor, aka a Honda fit with a front loader with tracked wheels depending on what type you have. These little machines are used in many fields like building and construction sites, quarry fields and the agricultural places. However due to their size, they can be very dangerous to drive especially when the front loader is full and it’s lifted. Causing imbalance and a risk of tipping over
⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
⚠️ Warning! When operating these skid steers make sure you are wearing a helmet due to the risk of these machines to tip over⚠️
Lily: hey why are you at the hospital.
Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.
Lily: omg what happend 😱
Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
Greg: just visiting a co-worker who was injured today.
Lily: omg what happend 😱
Greg: well he was operating a bobcat skid steer on the jobsite with its front loader full of dirt and as he was loading the dirt onto a truck, and how he turn left it loss balance and then it tipped over. We Told him to use the JCB 3CX backhoe but he didnt use it. That’s the reason I will never operate these Honda fits with tracked wheels and buckets, those things are deadly
by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
Get the Bobcat Skid steer mug.When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
by elgrandechungus June 11, 2022
Get the Bobcat Nap mug.A woman in her early 30s that likes to date young men in their early 20s because she craves the emotional drama that comes from dating young guys. She’s too young to be a ‘cougar’, but she has ‘cougar-like’ qualities. cougar, panther, sugar mama, sugar daddy, dating, young men, sugar babies, lovers, boyfriend, girlfriend
There are a lot of bobcats in here tonight. I’m 23, I’ve only got a few years left before they won’t be into me anymore.
by joecoolthefool November 5, 2018
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