Cunty blowfish 

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.
Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Mallorie is talking to Kimberly and Kimberly is wearing an awesome outfit. Kimberly is very pretty and has a diva attitude with bite. Mallorie says to Kimberly “wow, you’re so cunty blowfish.”

Cunty blowfish by Kamfj April 18, 2025

Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.

Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.

Columbian Blowfish by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

hoot the blowfish 

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

hoot the blowfish by Andreux May 5, 2006

Hootie or blowfish 

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

Hootie or blowfish by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

Hootie and the blowfish by bhizzle September 19, 2019

social blobfish 

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

social blobfish by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018