A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy
*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*
"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."
Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move
"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."
Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move
by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013
Get the Blondemug. A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively
by megan February 15, 2004
Get the Blondemug. by Amanda March 22, 2003
Get the Blondemug. Blondes are very, very beautiful women. In all shapes, sizes and kinds, blondes are always the most beautiful of women.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2010
1. Miss Oklahoma 2010
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Taylor Swift
6. Shannon Bream
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Amanda Drury
9. Melissa Schumann
10. Christina Aguilera
1. Miss Oklahoma 2010
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Taylor Swift
6. Shannon Bream
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Amanda Drury
9. Melissa Schumann
10. Christina Aguilera
by Jason Brown, Atlanta May 31, 2010
Get the blondesmug. Notorious for being sluts, great blowjob givers, dumbasses, illiterate, annoying, uncultured, confused, and possibly most important of all, the kryptonite of black males, especially professional athletes. They travel in packs and tend to be fucking hot. Be very scared. If one comes in contact with a blond, immediately call for assistance from a brunette.
Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008
Get the Blondesmug. by blondie May 6, 2005
Get the Blondesmug. Stupid people that you can usually find anywhere and there so stupid you lose brain cells talking to them
by Chance101 December 28, 2021
Get the Blondesmug.