blind munchies

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight

smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!

by A wood December 25, 2008

Blindie

A blind person. Unlike the other definition its derogatory nature is derived from context. Blind people often refer to themselves as this. (I felt inclined to correct the previous definition, as I've only rarely seen it used in a derogatory way).

"I know this blindie who can do pretty much anything besides drive himself around"
"They say this organization supports blindies but seems like a lot of their money goes elsewhere."

by pycthedragon January 27, 2014

blind tiger

An illegal bar; a speakeasy. Commonly used during Prohibition, especially in some Southern states including Louisiana and Texas, in particular.

During Prohibition, we used to frequent a blind tiger for drinks and girls.

by XTrooper February 8, 2018

blindly optimistic

often associated with a person who is optimistic to the point that they seem to forget or ignore the obvious shittiness of the situation or activity

dude we got to try harder, we are about to fail

at least we tried and at least we had fun...

you are too blindly optimistic

so, at least I'm optimistic

(to others) i rest my case

by bravo-tango-7-2-7-4 May 26, 2018

Ear blind

A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability

Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees

by Hidaniscool May 22, 2020

Blinding Beaver

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.

Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.

by reignMAKER December 14, 2010

Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010