barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

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It Blew Like The Wind

Used in reference to progress that appeared to have happened effortlessly, even though it may have taken a lot of effort. Similar to "the straw that broke the camel's back."

Did you hear about that guy who went from zero to hero over the summer? It blew like the wind.

by aphoenix2023 September 3, 2023

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You blew it

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

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You blew it

A phrase you say to the Houston Astros when they lose the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

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