automatically boots and barkly

This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.

It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.

mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."

Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"

mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."

by etilauqa December 5, 2011

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

No boots, no buckle

To suddenly leave one’s family and strike out on one’s own, never to see them again, taking no possessions and laying no claims to property or children.

“Bob told me he up and moved to Texas - no boots, no buckle. I have no idea what Cheryl and the kids will do!”-

by Big Bob Heinz July 7, 2022

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41

1:30:41 is a time stamp in the movie Puss In Boots: The Last Wish, quoting

Kitty:“I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?”
Puss: “Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.”
Showing how one will use their one and only wish to spend their whole life with someone they care and love.

Person1: What is a quote you really relate to?
Person2: Puss In Boots: The Last Wish 1:30:41
Person1: What?
Person2: I would wish for a life with you

by MarbledBeef June 6, 2023

shady boots

Being extremely shady; throwing serious shade

Ashley was talking mad shit about Tiffany's boo. Girl had her shady boots on all night.

by ilovebooandbuddy November 11, 2013

fruit boots

Rollerblades.

Haha, check out those fruit boots.

by Someone November 9, 2002

shakin' in my boots

1) scared of the events to come

2) sarcastic for "not intimidated at all"

1) He held the gun in my face: I was shakin' in my boots.

2) "I am shakin' in my boots," Fred told his boss as the boss tried to intimidate him.

by Doctor Holiday March 28, 2007