even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

Not better than black clover

Something that is of lesser value than goat clover

Man that’s guys a real “not better than black clover”

by BC negs September 2, 2021

Nino is better than u

The deffenition of "nino is better than u" is quiet simple she is better than u and will forever be cuz me (Zexity) and meli said so

You: yo see that hot girl over there
Me:Ye but nino is better than u and her
you: True true

by Zexity is a W February 2, 2022

Postal 3 is better than Postal 4

"Postal 3 is better than Postal 4" is a phrase said by certain Postal fans who prefer a game that will never be fixed is better than a game that is getting more updates that add content and fixes. Postal 3 has been modded by fans but the base game remains the same.

Nerd: Postal 3 is better than Postal 4. Postal 4 sucks ass from a straw. Oh my god, what were they thinking? Running with Scissors is finally among the game developer studios I'm no more looking up to. No regrets my ass.
Chad: Calm down, they will hopefully fix it. You are a Postal 3 fanboy.

by CringyRWSFanboy2003 December 24, 2022

Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj

Something normies say.

Jacob (normie): Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj!

Oliver: Said no one ever. She's a imbecile ass mumble rapper who tries to go against the Nicki Minaj, the Queen of rap. Nicki Minaj is also original and creative, as she's made multiple kinds of music. Cardi B only makes one. Saying Cardi B is better than Nicki Minaj is just like saying Justin Bieber is better than Prince... get your facts straight, fool.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011