Bestiality

Literally, the act of having sex with an animal

Figuratively, having sex with someone of the opposite gender who looks like they could BE and animal.

"Yo, last night i fucked Kasandra Monteagudo, can you believe that shit? I was drunk outta my mind!"

"Aw dude, that is total bestiality, i can't believe you did that."

by Bizzytrickk09 November 6, 2009

beastacity

the scientific measurement of beastassness

Gregory has a beastacity unlike any other; rounding off the beastassness scale around 100ks/second

("ks" is the measurement, kiloswag, approximate measurement of swagger)

by Master Stackz September 30, 2011

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together to have sex, to combine your to favorite things midgets and beastiality.

Person 1: "I saw a weird kind of porn where midget and a great dane had sex. I think it's called midget beastiality. "
Person 2: "That sounds awesome."

by Ghetto Grampa June 29, 2015

Anal Brutality

When a guy gets a very long and strong erection and engages in anal sex with a fairly light girl. Then picks her up on his dick and rams her into miscellanious objects.

While Eric was doing anal brutality with Lauren they knocked into a Jew next to an oven and he ended up like his ancestors.

by jjkkj June 14, 2010

bestiality

when Tom Green humped a dead moose

Sick bastard

by j March 13, 2004

Bestiality

Daniel's love life.

Daniel had an insane amount of bestiality-related sex yesterday.

by D@n1el February 23, 2017

bestalique war

An arguement over a completely non-debatable topic based upon who can come up with the greatest dis or word usage.

Guy 1: Man, macs suck.
Guy 2: No, Apples rule the world!
Guy 1: Apples bite their own ass
Guy 2: PCs make you punch the monitor
Guy 1: Macs beg you to throw them out the window
Guy 3: Stop this bestalique war

by MrArmadillo February 24, 2004