get bent

Much more subtle than fuck you or go to hell, but with all the impact. It is the abbreviated imperative for, "You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!" Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: "Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower."
Other Spouse: "Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my dick while you're at it?"

by bearfer January 29, 2004

Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.

"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."

by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.

Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank

by hehe vb May 30, 2005

bentalist

A gay version of a mentalist.

"That Boy George has always been a bit of a bentalist" Exclaimed Jon Moss, as he denied all the gossip.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Benthos

Erect (as if you took Viagra) penis

I was walking down the street when suddenly I squired benthos.

by Haydayme October 21, 2015

got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

by CoolCodes September 1, 2017