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slimy bentley

when a dude covers his penis with molasses and proceeds to have anal sex
at first she just wanted the normal stuff, but after a few drinks she was ready for a slimy bentley
by marmalade drexel August 19, 2009
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Fucking Bentley

A phrase used by one who is fanatic about any Bentley car. Usually accompanied with a pair of underpants filled with semen/girl juice (dependent on the sex of the person in question, naturally)
Oh my god, look whats coming into the car park...it's a FUCKING BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
by John918 August 4, 2008
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Tailgating a Bentley

When you are "dating" a rich older person. This includes either Bagging a Cougar and Finding a Sugar Daddy depending on your gender or sexual persuasion.

Derived from the idea that a Bentley is a nice car driven by rich people and rich people tend to be older. While the tailgating portion of the phrase is used as innuendo for sexual activity.
Bro A: "Dude, I've been Tailgating a Bentley since May."
Bro B: "Nice Bro, does she buy you stuff?"
Bro A: "Of course and I think I'm in love."
by RayzRyd June 17, 2009
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Beaner-Bentley

A Chrysler 300 car driven by a Mexican or any other person with country of origin below that of Mexico on a map.
A car(particularly a Chrysler 300)you think is really nice untill you see the custom bad rims and tacky paint job and wanna-bee gangster driving it. Basicaly a Chrysler 300 becomes Beaner-Bentley
if driven by anyone making 20,000 dollars a year or less with brown skin. Its the low class version of a Bentley.
by awetexplosion September 16, 2011
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nigger bentley jr

The lowly Chrysler 200. Wannabe ballers car for those who can't afford a proper nigger bentley. Usually seen on the back of a repo man's truck once the owner defaults on their payments.
Tyrone experienced sticker shock when he found out the price of a new Chrysler 300, he ended up going with the 200 so he could afford to slap 26in chrome wheels on his ride.

The repoed nigger bentley jr was scrapped when it was determined that it would cost more than the cars value to fix the broken driver's seat leaned all the way back and to clean out all the cigar clippings and crack odor.
by OGMUFFDIVER November 15, 2021
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Carter Bentley

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).
Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"
by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022
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Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed
John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps
by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019
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