Bellend

Someone who sits on a kiddy size JCB wearing a striped guess T-Shirt, Palace socks stretched up their shins and BlacK Vans

Jeez look at that bellend

by xx_blazeit_xx April 13, 2018

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 09, 2018

Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin

His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend

by Urbanboi March 20, 2022