Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower

dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.

by bir May 7, 2010

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008

nigger beaner

Someone who is of African american and mexican decent...or looks like that of.

Jody- Look at that NIGGER BEANER
Ryan- Shes not black shes a jew.

by Rob Kennedias July 1, 2007

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010

Beaner Bus

A public transportation bus, usually in Nassau County, Long Island, that travels between Barrios and Rich, snobby areas. Beaners crowd these buses to laborer staging areas where they get picked up for landscaping and construction jobs. Often the bus driver is the only U.S. Citizen on the bus.

Oh great, I have to take the Beaner Bus today to go to my doctor in Glen Cove.

by LIisinvaded April 25, 2010

Jelly Beaner

A really fat mexican

Man, did you see that jelly beaner?
No, why?
He had to be 300 pounds.

by jesikalovesme January 15, 2008

Fat Beaner

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.

Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!

by DEH1972 October 19, 2008