Beadle's fist 

Euphemism for a scrotum, named after unfunny UK television host Jeremy Beadle's small and deformed right hand.

My Beadle's fist is stuck to my leg!

Beadle's fist by Edgio September 17, 2004

jerry beads 

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.

Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

jerry beads by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008

beady eyes 

Keenly watchful eyes, often with ill will.

"Don't you dare think about stealing my cookies!"
"Who me? Never!"
"I see your beady eyes..."

beady eyes by therealdrag01 July 23, 2012

Beauty and The Beads 

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

Beauty and The Beads by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

BEADGCF 

the order of Flats as they appear in the circle of fifths.

I use this acronym to remember BEADGCF: Better Eat A Dick, Giant Cunt Face

Normal people, however use this acronym: Ben Eats Another Dozen Good Chicken Fingers

BEADGCF by Icallmyselfryan December 22, 2008

Mr. Beady 

A shitty vice principal from gates middle school who treats his job like an FBI agent and gives suspensions for self pleasure

Mr. Beady is trying to beat my meat

Mr. Beady by sexymen6969696969 November 3, 2017

Michelle Beadle

Better than Colin Cowherd.
Best host on Sportsnation.
Best Bowling player ever.
Texas Longhorn. Hook Em Horns
And the originator of the the well known name Akron Hammer.

"Hey" thats Michelle Beadle. Yeah, the originator of Akron Hammer.Wow shes a beast.

Michelle Beadle by SeattleMariner5 December 24, 2009