Jax beach

Jax beach also known as the ghetto by the sea is full of surfers, skaters, and hippies. The remaining population are gang members or kids that think there hard and have monster energy drink tattoos.

Every kid argues about who’s life is the hardest and won’t ever do anything to make theirs better

An average girl from Jax beach gets drunk everyday and has multiple ocean/ beach related tattoos. They also will suck ur dick for a joint.
Jax beach locals will shit a brick if they see a townie at the beach and if you litter at the beach you will get beat up.

Guy 1 “hey I’m about to go to the Jax beach pier wanna come?”
Guy 2 “no thanks last time I went there a hobo ran out from under the pier and jumped me”

Old drunk guy at Pete’s bar “townies go home!”

by Ratownlivin August 20, 2018

Sunday Beach

a completely "chill" state of mind. Feeling so cool, and so down to earth, that nothing else matters. The most wonderful feeling in the world. Sunday, being the most "chill" day, and Beach, being the most "chill" place, make sunday beach the most "chill" thing in the world. It feels perfect

Yesterday was so sunday beach, dude.

by Evan Lineberry January 12, 2008

Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

by Hades January 3, 2003

coco beach

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.

I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.

by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018

beach club

A country club for people who live by the beach. Known for hosting rich, elitist, and predominantly white patrons who look down on non-member guests.

Chad Chaddington: "Hey Zach, let's go to the beach club!"

Zachary P. Chadworth: "Indubitably. Jason, would you care to join us?"

Jason: "Fuck you guys, they judge me hard every time I go in there. Enjoy your Earl Grey tea."

by Merriam Chubster October 23, 2013

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

tar beach

The roof of a building, generally in a large city and usually flat rather than sloped. Used as a place to sunbathe or just to hang out in hot weather, particularly by hood folk.

It's hot as hell. I'm going to go to tar beach and work on my tan.

by jcs16 April 28, 2009