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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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Jaw ache

When a girl gives too much head and gets a jaw ache
by Fortnite_lover June 17, 2019
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lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.
Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.
by Amleth January 9, 2010
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Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.
Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.
by litmaster123 December 29, 2019
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW February 28, 2005
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016
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F-Ache

(Noun and adjective)

Noun:
Someone who deceivingly associates with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.

Adjective:
A deceiving (fake) effort by someone associating with situations of prejudice, abuse or oppression in order to gain compassion.
Noun:
Jason talks about being the victim of prejudice to gain attention, but he grew up in a privileged neighborhood with no oppression or violence. He's a total f-ache.

Adj:
So many people use popular hashtags to gain followers and attention on social media. But their posts are f-ache news.
by LCat July 12, 2019
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