sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

Nick Baker

A faggot cunt who is shit at 2 square, also has a fat head.

"Nick Baker, fuck off you cunt"

by Nigga445 September 9, 2018

double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

Bakersfield Special

During anal sex when the receiving person is not clean and shits on the penetrating person’s penis.

When the penetrating person’s penis is caked or covered in shit after fucking a dirty hole.

Manuel: “How did your Grindr hookup go?”
Louis: “It started well but after 10 minutes or so, he gave me a Bakersfield Special. We needed to stop because there was shit everywhere.”
Manuel: “gross”

Louis “Did you douche before your hookup?”
Manuel: “Of course I did. I don’t want to give anyone a Bakersfield Special.”

by TheBlackPearl March 27, 2022

Ginger Baker Beatdown

A style of ass-kicking named after the Cream drummer Ginger Baker in which one does not stop thrashng at the opponent until he has been limp for at least 3 hours. The beating must be performed in as savage and ruthless a manner as possible; use of household objects is not only fair game, but encouraged when performing a Ginger Baker Beatdown.

"Dude Timmy gave his mom the worst Ginger Baker beatdown I've ever seen in my life yesterday!"

"Aw shit, man, he gave her the GB style?"

"Yeah, ol' red would have been proud."

by tommy e January 7, 2009

Balkenende

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

by GerarDS April 12, 2005