When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot
Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020

by Richard of arms November 26, 2021

I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.
The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!
by nutbags August 17, 2010

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020

It's a way to pour a mixer with a little more punch. Pour your normal alcoholic spirit into a glass, fill it with a soda of your choice and before serving gently pour another shot of spirit in a circular motion on top.
Oldmate takes a sip of a drink he's just been served "geez mate this has a bit of a kick to it!"
Server replies " you wanted something with a bit of a sting mate so the backhander you got"
Server replies " you wanted something with a bit of a sting mate so the backhander you got"
by Team Jelly June 19, 2022
