Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-blasted while driving a car

"Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"

"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"

by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022

Average Joe

Average Joe is your couch nerd who can name every movie Susan Sarandon has been in.

He is just your Average Joe.

by Hazzahdictionary June 27, 2022

The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.

Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."

by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019

Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being fingerbanged.

Whoa, did you see that car pass me? They were getting an average Nebraskan

by katiekat555 November 21, 2022

Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.

Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.

by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016

average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.

Driving on an interstate highway in about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw that the woman driving was getting an average Nebraskan. and looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.

by lake_huron November 21, 2022