random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

by nolrik November 13, 2011

lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008

Love Attack

The feeling that utterly overtakes you when you see a girl/guy that makes your heart go wild.

It will give you a state of "highness" and will completely make your day.

You will leap about like a dolt and yell out in joy.

*sees girl* *heart pounds* O.o Love Attack!!!

by Darth Fureon April 18, 2006

Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

by Helping Verb August 23, 2010

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

cute attack

a sensational response incited by the witnessing of something cute, precious, fuzzy or otherwise snuggly. Symptoms include chills traveling up the spine and through the fingertips, impulsive smiling and jerking of the limbs. Severe cases of cute attacks can cause high-pitched squeals and temporary spasms of the entire nervous system, forcing it's victim to crumble helplessly to the ground.

Look at Gizmo snuggled in his bed! I am having a cute attack!

by Corell32215 December 14, 2009

mantis attack

Poking or stinging somebody in the ass with a fork

Dude, I just pulled a mantis attack on Jeremy! He jumped like a rabbit when I stinged him.

by bananamantismama October 15, 2011