The space rocks that fall to earth and get stuck in peoples' asses, or people who act like said space rocks.
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(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.
Nuclear weapons (SC18)
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You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
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