We told her to Always Buckle up.
by A roach._. September 02, 2019
An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.
Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.
Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.
Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"
Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"
Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"
by cs00023 January 17, 2011
A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
by The Tail Always Waggles March 15, 2009
This a degrading term that no man should follow because it manipulates them and shows that we live in a world controlled by one gender and FYI NOBODY IS ALWAYS RIGHT THAT IS A FALSE STATEMENT
by Sfbngxcbj February 28, 2019
My Dearest Husband,
Its been ten years since we met. Almost three as husband and wife. Although these days I don't feel as if I am a wife.
Each day a new problem, something else that I cant seem to get right or do "your way." Each day I fight the urge to run, screaming from this house. Each morning I wake up wondering if I will make it through the day.
Its been ten years since we met. We were both 16 - young, ambitious and seemingly in love. Everyone said, "It will
My dearest husband, I am not sure where this letter should end up or where it was going in the beginning. I just hope that I can get through this and try and have this work. I am not a failure and I don't want to give up. I fell in love with you and married you for a reason. Its just that now I have forgotten why. I want to get that feeling back. i want to always swallow with a smile again.
Love, Your Wife
Its been ten years since we met. Almost three as husband and wife. Although these days I don't feel as if I am a wife.
Each day a new problem, something else that I cant seem to get right or do "your way." Each day I fight the urge to run, screaming from this house. Each morning I wake up wondering if I will make it through the day.
Its been ten years since we met. We were both 16 - young, ambitious and seemingly in love. Everyone said, "It will
My dearest husband, I am not sure where this letter should end up or where it was going in the beginning. I just hope that I can get through this and try and have this work. I am not a failure and I don't want to give up. I fell in love with you and married you for a reason. Its just that now I have forgotten why. I want to get that feeling back. i want to always swallow with a smile again.
Love, Your Wife
by charlie jayne January 01, 2018
A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020
by julieann February 16, 2008