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Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.
by Patriot American January 11, 2021
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Assclown

A person that doesn't really know what's going on in life. Usually a Sandy. Almost like a Karen but not as entitled.
This assclown doesn't know how to ride her car correctly. She must be a Sandy.
by Slip drinks go me July 16, 2021
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Assclown

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LOTD is an RG ballsack swinging assclown
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Assclown

1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.

2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.

The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
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bald assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.
by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
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Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.
John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me January 31, 2015
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