Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

Ark Victoria Primary Academy

Shit

Why does Ark Victoria Primary Academy exist

by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019

super 3d noa's arked

The most extreme form of being doomed...

You've gone through doomed to quaked to wolfenstine3ded to kens labyrinthed and all the way to Super 3d noa's arked.....

Truly the pinnacle of 3d shooter expressed screwed upedness...

OH fuck! i am soo doomed!
I have no idea what to get anyone for x-mas!
I am doomed! no wait it worse then that I'm wolfenstin 3ded! no wait worse still I'm kens labyrinthed....

Hell I 'm probably Super 3d noa's arked!

by Qrez December 16, 2016

ark

a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!

hi ark

by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021

ARK

Otherwise known as a virgin

NEVER play this game

Josh and Freddie have started playing ark again oh lord

by Moosebums May 24, 2021

Ark Barker

Some one that begs you to play ark with them.

"Your such an Ark Barker bro"

by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022