Dick amnesia

When a woman has so much sex she's can't recollect who and when
When your sex was underwhelming, she forget she had sex with you.

She can't remember losing her virginity because she suffers from dick amnesia.

by Notsporty40 July 24, 2018

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Sexual Amnesia

When immediately after sex you cannot remember why it was you decided to have sex with this person in the first place. Experienced more by men, but not exclusively. This is not a medical emergency as the symptoms typically fade within 24 hours at which time you want to have sex with that person again.

Seconds after sex...
Girl to Boy: Hey, that was amazing. You're so hot!
Boy to Girl: Who are you and how did I get here?
Girl to Boy: Oh no, bad case of Sexual Amnesia. Here's my number, call me tomorrow.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018

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Wave Amnesia

A common phenomena (AKA The Frothies) experienced by surfers who have caught an epic wave, after which, they struggle to recall any events or specific details from that wave, such as maneuvers or sections. Related symptoms to Wave Amnesia include being stoked and having an intense sense of euphoria.

Surfer Guy 1: Dude, just had the sickest wave yo.
Surfer Guy 2: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Surfer Guy 1: Fuck, I don't even know man. I got Wave Amnesia.
Surfer Guy 2: Yo, haha.

by Frothy1995 March 28, 2017

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podium amnesia

When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me

by Kingsman November 16, 2017

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Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

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Summer Amnesia

Not being able to remember many things during summer vacation, even the simpliest of things such as distinguishing from left and right and not knowing what day it is or the date. Usually wears off when school starts.

Sally: *puts a picture on Instagram with #ThrowBackThursday*

Angelica: *comments* Today is not Thursday, it's Monday.

Sally: Oh my gosh, I've been diagnosed with summer amnesia!

by kaliforniaqueen_ August 19, 2013

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