Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 5, 2020

AirPods

Rich people earphones

Dang did u see those AirPods jelly had on

by clarkcent June 12, 2019

airpods

ear buds that apple has created that broke people can’t afford and anybody who owns airpods can’t hear / see / feel / smell broke. they don’t have wires so you can flex on everyone. people that own airpods literally are in love with each other and treat everyone else like peasants.

*has airpods in* sorry bitch i can’t hear your brokeness

by imsofye11 February 14, 2019

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019

Airpods

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020

fake airpods

the code word for a vape or cart to hide it from younger brothers or snitches

"can i borrow ur 'fake airpods,' im feining rn"

by big darnell June 9, 2024

AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022