Ahmad

A fucking sexy guy with the largest erection ever and everyone wants his woodini

Did us see Ahmad, His dick is so big i accidentally jizzed!

by aezsrxdfyguyhiujou June 20, 2023

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Ahmad

awkward shy guy who has secret admirers but he is kinda ugly to be seen In public. seems funny enough and has a jawline sharp enough to kill (sometimes). smart dude who should look around at the people staring at him

oh look at that tall lanky dude w messy hair
mhm thats an Ahmad

by Nars blush February 26, 2023

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Ahmed is my first love in school, he is also popular and popular in school and everyone loves him, he is also very arrogant and because I still love him and I want him to know how much I love him but he doesn't. I care, maybe it's because I'm still famous and pretty like him and I know what I do everything, but I know I love him so much, and he doesn't care, but he's a fun person with his friends and loving them, and he always likes to help them, and he doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings, and his laugh is so sweet, but he doesn't He cares about my feelings. That's why I'm writing about him here, and I reconcile with his feelings towards me.

“I want to tell him I'm more proud of him every game, whether he wins or not, and I love his insistence on always being the best”.

“He always prays, then goes to exercise, and his prayer always comes first over everything”.

“ And that despite his illness and fatigue, he used to do the training and the game first, and I respect this thing in him”.

I’m always proud of Ahmad .

by anonymous March 12, 2023

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Ahmaded

The master of gay memes

Can also refer to being sent multiple gay memes in a setting

Did you get Ahmaded?

by JagTheJoker February 2, 2023

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Ahmad Omarys

Meaning a unit of measurement used to measure big things like cars or building materials

My car weighs 3 Ahmad Omarys

by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023

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Ahmad

A short freshman with no rizz. Constantly says things like. Too many hoes on AP. Even though, for a fact. There are NO bitches on his roster. His brother Imran *canon* has all the rizz. Unspoken. Even rizz toward females. Something very rare.

AHMAD has no rizz

by Kazuma Kavoma October 25, 2023

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