Unhappy person: I just got fired from my job, my wife wants a divorce, I can't pay my bills and my kids think I'm a complete failure.
Happy person: Cheer up, there are starving kids in Africa!
Happy person: Cheer up, there are starving kids in Africa!
by ricardo d. head October 8, 2011
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Hey look at that guy in the Affliction T Shirt....you think he knows he's a douche bag? Of course he knows he's a douche bag...that's why he's wearing that shirt
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Yo mi affi go holla at this bitch
by Rickie September 10, 2008
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Get the Erection Affection mug.An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
by pussy whipped husband - Steve May 26, 2007
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A man, clearly of higher class than George: Africa by Toto
George: Oh that song, it sucks.
George: *is shunned by the entire rest of society*
A man, clearly of higher class than George: Africa by Toto
George: Oh that song, it sucks.
George: *is shunned by the entire rest of society*
by Fc- October 28, 2018
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