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Acorn Drill

An incident where a police officer or officers is/are startled by a random noise (like an acorn dropping onto a car), and proceed to shoot their entire

magazine into either their own vehicle(s), and/or at innocent people.
Officer Bobby heard an acorn fall on a car down the block, and he immediately conducted an Acorn Drill.
by H.A.D.D April 1, 2024
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Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.
"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."
by TomMchandy January 30, 2024
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Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.
Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"
by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021
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Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017
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Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree
Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?
by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019
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Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
by Ephless April 25, 2024
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gay acorn

Not quite a gay icon, but looked up to by many for his or her strong opinions regarding his or her sexuality.
Speaker 1: That lady down the block has rainbows all over her back yard. Is she gay?
Speaker 2: Yeah. She’s not a famous icon, but she’s definitely the area’s gay acorn.
by Jenamy May 26, 2018
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