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Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
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"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"
by The good listener July 27, 2019
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nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.
by el capitano! October 4, 2018
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Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.
Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel
by NASCARJUNKMAN January 8, 2024
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Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday
by Aveyond May 11, 2022
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Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand
"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"
by A_B_M January 23, 2024
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Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.
My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.
Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled
by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021
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