Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Jarvis

Common slang term for a seagull in Newfoundland. Typically found scavenging for food and brawling with each other while doing so. - Bayman’s Collection

“Look at da Jarvis over there, saucy lookin’ ting”

by baymanscollection April 6, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when you getting sloppy deep-throat head from a set a bad a** twins while smoking a cigar.

"Hey I went to my homeboy's house and he was getting a dirty Jarvis from Linda and Keisha, the bad ass twins everybody was tryin to bang"

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when your getting sloppy head from a set of bad a**twins while smoking a cigar.

Hey I went to my homeboy's and he was getting a dirty Jarvis is from Linda & Keisha, the bad a** twins from high school everybody was trying to bang.

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

Jarvy

Not that smart but can get an ugly girl

At least Jarvy can get a girl

by WaterYaterLater October 16, 2018

Jarvis

This boy with a bump on the side of his face who goes to John F. Kennedy 🙃

Jarvis is soft asf

by Kiyamariahmasiyaj March 7, 2019