He’s a gay lord. He doesn’t know how to treat girls. He’s immature and just walks around acting like a 5 year old. So if you are falling for a guy named landen sorel I’m sorry.
by Joemammalikescooch December 9, 2019

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.
by anonymous October 7, 2020

by oh no bro November 9, 2021

He knows all
by Landnuts December 18, 2020

Landen seems like an all around nice guy and will be very charming, thoughtful, uplifting and cool to hang around but he’ll always seem on edge and if you hurt him in anyway he will go to no end to hurt you back.
Guy 1: Landen seems pretty cool
Guy2: yeah but I heard Jerry fucked Landens girl and Jerry hasn’t shown up to school in weeks after that
Guy2: yeah but I heard Jerry fucked Landens girl and Jerry hasn’t shown up to school in weeks after that
by BrokeAssSquid June 26, 2021

sophie: did you hear landen man shit his pants?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?
sadie: what?!
jayleen: no way! wtf is wrong with him?
by sophiesshit May 27, 2021

A boy who needs a job and wants to work at a snowball stand. Not helpful at all. Has a grandmother and a dog. Very wonderful but dumb. Just not fun to be around.
by ChampionL June 2, 2020
