zubert

A ship name for a nasty ship of the two men ZUBIN and ROB from tally hall.

“I HATE zubert.”

by Gahaha November 14, 2021

żubr

a god in his psychical form.

person1: what's żubr?
person2: it's a god in his psychical form
person1: what?

by Slao September 15, 2020

zubzeii

zubzeii is a man who gets loads of bitches (girls)

he has the damascus camo in cod
he also gets load of pussy

Daniel: ayo james, did you kiss zubzeii?
James: hell yea

by zubzeii March 31, 2021

zube

A sweaty geeshmonkey, unclean, in need of an ablution. A person who can smell their own nuts.

Dude, don't talk to that zube - You'll catch his hiv.

by spazola October 31, 2003

zube tube

a cardboard toilet paper or paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets - through which the byproduct smoke from lighting parts of the Cannabis Sativa plant can be exhaled. the telltale odour of said narcotic is thus converted into the pleasant smell of spring meadows, or ocean breeze.

"hey brosef, you wanna set me up with the zube tube?"
"that bitch came over and asked for his zube tube back."

by str8upG November 19, 2006

Zubed

"term used when a girl punches someone while drunk. The girl is often a bitch and more commonly the wastecase of the party.

Origin: from a girl who punches her exboyfriends new chop

Sheila 1: "i hate that bitch imma zubes her"

"punches next girl"

Sheila 2: "Did I just get zubed by that cracked out bitch?"

by daniel_ June 14, 2009

zubaz

pants usually worn by weightlifting douchebags with permed mullets and half shirts or very fat guys. Brightly colored, usually with sport teams or camo.

I want to pull down Dustin Diamonds zubaz and give him the rim job of his life.

by Dustin Diamond's Gay Lover August 5, 2004