Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

youtube and yank

when you're too poor to afford netflix and too repulsive for anyone to "chill" with and you have to resort to jacking off while watching youtube

Jeremy couldn't afford Netflix which drove all the girls away so he had to youtube and yank in the corner of his 35 sq. ft. 2 star apartment in Tennessee.

by poopy norbat April 10, 2016

Yank Tank

A slang word most commonly used in Britain and Australia.

A large American car. Usually has a large V8, handles like an aircraft carrier and gets extremely bad fuel consumption.

Basically any car that has been produced out of America from the 60's on, but some before then.

Some are:
Older Dodges
Buicks
Cadillacs
Some Chevrolets
Newer Oldsmobiles (Especially 1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass)
Plymoths (Excluding Prowler)
Imperials
Etc

(While Driving a Cadillac or any other Yank Tank)
Uh-Oh, A corner. Might as well get out and walk.

by Defenestration expert September 30, 2009

Yank Bank

A collection of pictures saved on one's phone or computer that is often used to masturbate to.

"That's one hot pic, you should add it to your yank bank."

by Mr. Chunkbeans January 1, 2018

yank and crank

The pulling off of a condom in order to produce the money shot.

I did the old yank and crank and filled her belly button to the brim!

by ProfX August 1, 2012

The Demonic Yank

A challenge taking place during the November month. It is where you masturbate a fellow mate's genitalia in front of an audience. A friend who is practicing the No Nut November challenge is the primary target.

I pulled off The Demonic Yank on Bryan, it was hilarious!

by TheThreeYankers October 2, 2021

East-Yank

Refers to an individual in Ireland who displays the accent and appearance of an American. Especially prevalent in the south suburbs of Dublin. Similar in meaning to "West-Brit".

That lad that got off the DART at Blackrock was a complete East-Yank, he was after sounding like a Californian, and everything he was wearing said "NYC" all over it.

by Turbosnow January 10, 2010