Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021

Yonk

to throw yourself at or to

I just yonked myself at some elderly people

by Ssuper5969 June 7, 2020

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Yonk

1. pulling something
-Metephorically
-literally

2. just a random thing to say, like yeet

1.
m- i yonked his shlong
l- zim is yonking my strings

2.

"YONK"
"Whyd you say that"
"why not"
"ok YONK"
"yonk indeed"

also my wattpad user is @yonkinthechat

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Yonk

-jay

friend: “hey you got work today?” y/n: “yonk”

by ttinyperson July 24, 2021

yonk

bonking with with a y that stands for yanjun
bonking yanjuns forehead

PERSON: hey can i yonk your yorehead (yanjun forehead?)
YANJUN: no

by dbabys August 1, 2019

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”

by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019