Limp yogurt

When a man ejaculates when he is not erected

Blake Miller was so horny, that he limp yogurted!

by Fatman2004 June 29, 2020

Yogurt Pouch

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

She was tugging on my yogurt pouch last right while slobbin the knob.

My yogurt pouch is full. I need to bust one.

I took a knee to the yogurt pouch today at soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode August 07, 2018

cock yogurt

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

by Peter Murray December 27, 2007

Crustacean yogurt

the little crusty things on the edge of yogurt containers

Wow! Crustacean yogurt! I love me some crustacean yogurt!!!!!!!!

by Hot mama Hershey December 07, 2017

Yogurt Bottom

A very fat and submissive gay man with poor personal hygiene. A veritable std factory.

I’m so horny I would risk my dick on a yogurt bottom right now

by Hallaluscious February 21, 2019

Yogurt Fountain

The three-way shot of ejaculate from a pierced penis without the ring, creating a fountain-like eruption of semen.

Could also be called the Yogurt Shotgun, Tapioca Sprinkler or Spread Shot

Ever since I lost my ring the old Yogurt Fountain spits in my eye every time I rub one out.

by PaulAllensCard February 03, 2015

Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 08, 2019